The Rick Astley classic, "Never Gonna Give You Up," is here. The song loops non-stop, open or closed, until the battery dies, glitter inside if you rip it apart

The world's only non-digital Rickroll, now wishing you Merry Christmas — forever and ever

For nearly two decades, every Rickroll has lived on a screen. This card breaks the rules. The cover shows Santa with a boombox and a "Merry Christmas." The inside reads "Forever and Ever." And the moment they open it, Rick Astley starts singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" — and doesn't stop. Officially licensed. Physically mailable. The Christmas card they will absolutely not forget receiving.

It's the kind of card that gets a reaction. They'll almost certainly text you "are you kidding me?!" — which might even start a conversation if you haven't talked in a while. Unlike a paper card that gets read once and stacked on the mantel, this one keeps singing for hours. Set it under the tree, slip it into a stocking, or mail it across the country. For anyone who knows the meme, gets the joke, and deserves to be Rickrolled the way it was meant to be done.

How the Endless Musical Card Works

1. Open the card to test the sound, sign it, then close the card to stop the sample.
2. Insert the card into the envelope and pull the tab from the spine to arm it.
3. Once they open the card, it loops non-stop — even if they close it — and plays for hours, until the battery dies.
4. The glitter is packed around the battery compartment, so when they finally give up and pry it open to kill the sound, glitter spills everywhere.

Great For

• Christmas — the holiday rickroll they never saw coming.
• The Friend Who Sends You Memes — finally, the perfect comeback.
• A Gift Exchange or Secret Santa — the gift that gets the biggest laugh.
• Anyone Who Knows the Song — which is everyone, and that's the point.