Garbage Pail Kids Endless love you Card

Love Em or Hate Em: Garbage Pail Kids love you with Endless Fart Song

This ain't your grandma's love card. Featuring officially licensed Garbage Pail Kids artwork, we've created the most disgustingly romantic card ever invented - with our original fart love song that plays endlessly for hours.

The Love Song Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)

Our custom fart ballad serenades your Valentine with heartfelt lyrics like:

"I love you with all my [FART SOUND], I let it slip"

"That I loved you right from the [FART SOUND], I let it rip"

"You know I just can't help but whistle out a tune...cause I'm in love with [FART SOUND]"

How This Romantic Nightmare Works

Safe to Sign: Write your heartfelt message while the card is inactive - totally safe Test Run: Card plays the fart love song once when opened then stops when closed The Trap: Remove the tab from the spine, seal it in the envelope, and gift it

Endless Romance: Once they open it, the fart love song plays for over 5 hours non-stop until the battery dies (even when closed)

"Peel Here and Let It Rip" - The Interactive Surprise

Inside, your Valentine will find a pull strip with the irresistible instruction: "PEEL HERE AND LET IT RIP" and  they'll discover: Stickers Feature Valentine's Puns:

• "You're Booty-ful"
• "Love Struck"
• "Nailed It"
• "I Pick You"
• "Be My Valentine"