Dingleberry - The World's First Breastmilk Chocolate Bar (Sort of..)

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Dingleberry – The World’s First Breastmilk Chocolate Bar (Sort of)

Let’s become breast friends

Ready to shock, confuse and slightly disturb your loved ones? Meet Dingleberry, the chocolate bar that claims to be made from pure breastmilk – lovingly donated, fairtrade, and freakishly delicious (or so we say).

Perfect for:
✔️ Mother's Day – Because nothing says “I love you, Mom” like a milk-based mystery
✔️ Father's Day – He’s had worse things in his mouth
✔️ Birthdays – For that one friend who thinks they’ve seen it all
✔️ Or just because life is too short to gift boring chocolate

What's inside?

Good ol' regular milk chocolate. But they don’t have to know that.

The prank?

The packaging does all the work. It features donation appeals, bizarre ingredient lists, and an invite to join the “breast friends™” club. It looks just real enough to raise eyebrows – and questions.

Send it by mail. Watch them squirm.

Slides right through the mailbox, straight into awkward conversations and uncontrollable laughter.

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